What did you say?

If you know me then you would know that I tend to have my share of blonde moments. My cousins swore they were going to keep a journal and put all my stupid comments, questions, and sayings in there so they would never forget them. My husband always makes fun of me about the things that I say and he would never pass on an opportunity to tell a story about me saying something stupid. So this is just a few of the silly things that have ever come out of my mouth. The things that I will never live down, nor will ever be allowed to live down.

1. Fourth of July:
Me: When is the Fourth of July?
Shawnna: On the Fourth of July.
Me: No! I know that. I mean what is the date of Fourth of July.
Shawnna: On the Fourth of July!
Me: Like what's the date? You know, Christmas is on December 25th. When is the Fourth of July?
Shawnna: ON JULY FOURTH!

2. 2o Questions with Dan:
Dan: Is this person a male?
Me: yes
Dan: Is this person famous?
Me: yes
Dan: Is this person an actor?
Me: no
Dan: Is this person a musician?
Me: yes
Dan: Is this person black?
Me: no
Dan: Is this person still alive?
Me: yes
Dan: Was this musician from the 5o's genre?
Me: yes
Dan: 50's? Wow! OK, he's a white musician from the 50's who is still alive....thinking....don't know you stumped me. Who is it?
Me: "Let's get it on".....Marvin Gaye! Duh

3. Vacation
Dan: It would be really cool to take a European vacation someday. We could go to Italy and Greece.
Me: ...and Paris or maybe even France!

4. History 101
Me: Where were you when 911 happened?
Dan: At home, on leave from the Navy. You?
Me: Asleep..I remember being called and being told to turn on the news and I kept hanging up on the person. Then I finally turned on the news and watched the rest of it unfold. It was awful.
Me: ... What about Pearl Harbor? Where were you when that happened?
Dan: (shakes head)

5. Microwave + Metal = Fire
Me: I'm just gonna heat this up in the microwave (begin sparks and fire)
Dan: What the hell is going on? Turn it off!
Me: (Pull bowl from microwave) ... Wonder why that happened?
Dan: Amber, that's a freakin' metal bowl!
Me: So!
Dan: So? You can't put metal in the microwave!
Me: Yes you can!
Dan: Are you serious right now?!?!

I'll stop embarrassing myself for now. I know this is going to look bad, but don't act like you haven't had your blonde moments too.