"NOT ME!" Monday

Normally I love Monday's. It's my get in order, go grocery shopping, and clean house day. Don't get me wrong, I HATE cleaning! But normally my Monday's seem relaxing and on schedule. This Monday however, ahhhh!! I feel the need to say, "What the Hell!!"

I did not go to Costco to buy a lifetime supply of condoms and Jackson did not keep pushing them out of basket and the grocery loader (Whatever they are called..ha ha) did not keep picking them up and looking at me and laughing.
I did not have to kill a huge black Widow on the back porch that looked about 1,000 years old. ( In size at least) EEEwwww!
I did not wait on hold for over 20 Min's with the trash company who did not forget to pick up our trash and then I did not accidentally hang up on them..AHHHH!! What the Hell!
I did not send Jack to the neighbor's and forget to put a diaper on...Again. He did not pee all over their rug. This is not the second time this has happened and I'm sure they don't think I'm insane:)
I did not have a big fluffy dirty white dog come paw at my front door, named Lucky Charm and then he did not sit and rest on my bench and even better I did not open the door to let the strange Dog come into my home and then that dog did not trample all over my son and my furniture. Jackson did not befriend the dog and he didn't scream and cry when the owners of the dog took it home.



I did not have to take Elle to get her 4 months shot on her 5 month birthday. She did not scream like hell from the moment the Doctor came in to 20 Min's after her shots were done with. I did not cry like a fool :(
I did not have to wake her from her nap because my mother in law had to leave and wanted to see her and even better I did not have to take my mother-in-law in Elle's closet to show her that Elle is wearing the outfits that she bought her and she (my M.I.L) does not swear up and down that Elle is missing an outfit with ruffles on the butt. AAhhhh!!

I think I feel better:) ha ha